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I was hoping for a real ass-kicker today. Now I can barely keep my eyes open. Thanks!
Well, I found out the harsh, disgusting truth this afternoon…. the leaders of Cross Fit are a bunch of sadistic fat men and women who sit around drinking beer, watching S&M movies and coming up with exercises like the “filthy fifty,” laughing their heads off saying, “Wow! That is really ridiculous…. do you think we can get members of Cross Fit to really try to do THAT?” “Oh, yeah, the people who come to places like Ouray are pretty stupid – they will fall for anything….” “Yeah – and the funny thing is that they actually seem to enjoy it…. doing this to them is the most fun I have had since I used to pull the wings of butterflies and cook ants with a magnifying glass – har har har har….”
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