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“I’ve been constipated for weeks, I want to punch somebody”
“Damn, my underwear model application rejected, again”
“Faith, I’m serious where did you hide my bodygroom”
“I hate it when I miss Project Runway”
Geerrrrrrrr….I’ve been a bad bad boy and need my spanking!
Don’t you eat that muffin!
I told you not to mess up my hair!
“Mama said KNOCK YOU OUT!”
I am going to rip your heart out and feed it to my dog if you don’t give me my Spiderman tights back!
“DAMNIT…The tattoo guy forgot to name my other Man-Boob!!!”
Freakin’ hairy Amish….I’m gonna kill ’em all.
Susie…that’s a great one about the tights! Very, very funny.
Love the Amish and the Man-Boon quotes.
By the way. A shout out to Janet and Lori, who met at the park this morning to do the Sunday workout…with vest. Hypoxia girls rock!
See? If I hold my breath and clench my teeth real hard, my veins DO pop out!!!! See? See?
Kip…DAMN IT…Kip!!!!!!!!!!!
Pasta!!??!! How many times do I have to tell you? Gluten = BAD!!!!
Arm Fart Champion
(i can’t stop laughing)
If someone mistakes me for the Temple one more time, I’m gonna kill!
Lock Jaw sucks
This burning sensation is killing me.
John Brown, you want some of this?
CityBoyz ain’t got nuthin’ on me….
Faith, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a hundred times: Rip wants 50 more pounds on my skinny ass, now get in the kitchen and make me my god damned pot pie!
Who want’s some rock, paper, scissors.
MAN it hurts getting my bikini area waxed!!!!
Hey everybody, watch me do my Clint Eastwood impersonation ….. “MAKE MY DAY”
I am Toilet Bowl Man. Able to clean a bowl in a singl swipe.
The gun show you ask? look no further than 12 ” to my right my friend.
I hate it when my City Boyz order is late.
Man you guys get bored on rest day. Rest day reflections: It is great to work in the building with 2-3 other people that have done the same workout as you. Commisseration, and verification of proper technique. Point in fact, on Monday my lower back hurt and it was suppposed to be quads or something. Today my hamstrings are sore. Yeah!!!! Proper technique on Tues.
Reflection 2 It is great to be a newbie. When people look at the board and groan, you have no idea what they are groaning about.
It doesn’t say 31 49 damnit.
Kathy, it seems like just yesterday I was feeling things where I wasn’t supposed too. Actually it was yesterday… luckily we have great trainers, even Allan, to help keep us on track. And dont worry, it wont be long and you will be groaning with everyone else. They say “if you don’t fear your workout, it’s not hard enough”. “They” must be jarheads.
Kathy, I think you are right about rest days…LOL 🙂
“I AM F!#$KING AWESOME!!!!!…..RIGHT TEMPLE?”
I am NOT just another pretty face! Look at my pretty Abs too….
Susie ….. freakin’ hilarious. They ARE their own fan club!
………………….I am………………….
And the winner is….see you next rest day.
Hope is not a plan of action!