January Challenge: Leaderboard 3

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I call shenanigans!!!

There are some among us who would do so much just to win a silly gym competition that they will neglect their jobs, ignore family, and blow off their friends just to lie about having done some extra workout or outdoor activity. It’s very disheartening to know such awful people exist among us forthright, honest, caring, loving, hard-working, truthful folk.

And, yes, I only come up with snarky nicknames for those who lie in order to take me down.

1. Liar Liar Pants on Fire (a.k.a. Martha)
2. The Fabricator (a.k.a. Alan)
3. Enron’s Accountant (a.k.a. Parker)
3. The Pilot of Lies (a.k.a. Big John)
5. Bad Example (a.k.a. Aimee)
5. The Only Honest One Here (a.k.a. Craig)
5. Bob
8. Kim
8. Wendy
8. Cecelia
8. Barb
8. Lindsay
8. Chris
14. Jill
14. Tricia
14. Ruth
14. Josh
18. Vickie
18. Mike
18. Jackie
18. Jenny
18. Brian
23. Lavonne
23. Robin
23. Suzanne
23. Kendra
23. Morgan “Still Kicking Nick’s Ass” Wright
23. Nancy
23. Nick
30. John R
30. Taylor
30. Janet
30. Jake
34. Paul

Great job everyone!

Sometime tomorrow I will post a cumulative tally as we head into the last week of the month (note: the first three leaderboards only tally the activities for *that* week) so that you all know how much you need to lie to me in order to beat me. Also, expect a lot of “No Reps” going forward as I ensure my victory.

4 replies
  1. Janet
    Janet says:

    Wait! I’m part of this competition?! Well, in that case, I have more workouts to add…. I am hell-bent on trying to earn a snarky, well-earned nickname from “The Only Honest One Here” So – what is the consensus…… does yoga count? How about ice skating? I recommend that if you are stuck learning weird ice-dancing routines with your child on the public ice rink, that SHOULD count. ….just sayin’…..

  2. coachcraig
    coachcraig says:

    The rules, which only I know, are very clear, Janet. Yoga earns you -5 points. Yoga with Maureen earns you -10 points*.

    Learning weird ice-dancing routines with a child does not count, but, taking a bus full of high school kids to Mancos and back in a 12+ hour day counts for 100. Seems odd, I know but, sadly, there is no review board in this oligarchy.

    *This could be more if Maureen comes home talking about “CrossFitters in MY yoga class.” In fact, next time that happens (Barb), -25.

  3. Janet
    Janet says:

    Well, aren’t you just Mr. Competitive! I could tell on the other Crossfitter in your wife’s yoga class (Cecelia) but I won’t…..

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