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M isn’t for May, It’s for Oly

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

Yes, folks, M is for Oly as in OlyMpic Lifting. As you may have gleaned from Alan’s post the other day, we will be doing a lot of Olympic Lifting in the month of May. As such, we’ve come up with a  fun little challenge for the box.

Similar to January’s challenge, each class you attend that has Olympic Lifts in the program earns you a star. At each of these classes, the coach on duty will select one boy and one girl as the “best” of the day. Note that “best” does not mean strongest or most perfect form. It might mean the person or people who worked the hardest at the lift on that day. It might just be that I hate everyone in the class but two people and they get the extra stars (read: don’t piss me off people … you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry).

At the end of the month, the person with the most stars wins.

But what do they win?

Oh the things they win.

It could be a car. Or a boat. Or a hat. Or a broach. Probably not but it could be.

Ok, it’s not. It’s actually this:

  • You create a workout/WOD (coaches will help if you need it)
  • The workout will be named after you
  • The top 3 coaches will do the workout first, in front of as many spectators as want to taunt us
  • One day in June or July, your WOD will be put on the board for the regular class to do … and you don’t have to do it that day … you get to watch them/us suffer!

Now, get to the snatching … or cleaning … or jerking … oh, for the love of all that’s good, just go lift some heavy sh$t!

Someone's about to snatch from the hang (or power) position ... get some girl!

Someone’s about to snatch from the hang (or power) position … get some girl!

Hungry? Eat Yoghurt This Saturday

Tuesday, April 16th, 2013

Say what?!?!

Oh, I meant to write that some chick is coming to Hypoxia this Saturday at 9 AM to teach yoga.

I always get Yoga and Yoghurt mixed up. I must remember that one is tasty and delicious and the other is 90 minutes of discomfort.

Hooray, stretching? Yeah, whatevs ... I'll be in the corner crushing some weight while you all stretch.

Hooray, stretching? Yeah, whatevs … I’ll be in the corner crushing some weight while you all stretch.

Come on down this Saturday, April 20 for another fun class with Maureen. I promise I’ll put fewer burpees on the board for this month’s yoga class.

Promise!

If you plan to come, please leave a comment here or sign up on the board at class on Thursday and/or Friday as it helps Maureen to know how many/who are coming so that she can tailor the class accordingly.

Thanks!

Pre-Open 13.1 WOD

Thursday, March 7th, 2013

With the first WOD of the CrossFit Open (13.1) upon us, we have one last warm up before tomorrow’s carnival. Fortunately, it was not all business … at least someone was having fun (see pic below) … too much fun, really.

Kendra LOVES double unders ... almost as much as me snapping her photo during them!

Kendra LOVES double unders … almost as much as me snapping her photo during them!

Warm Up:
All Skate

Max Effort:
Barbell Row
3-3-3-3-3
Form first!

MetCon:
3x (15 minute cap)
20 Wall Balls 20 lb./14 lb.
40 Double Unders
20 American Kettle Bell Swings 1.5 pood/1 pood
20 Sit Ups

A great WOD to get ready for tomorrow’s fun! Even Aimee had a “blast”.

 

Even Baby Mamma Aimee was rocking the KBs

Even Baby Mamma Aimee was rocking the KBs

Rest up and hydrate well tonight and DO NOT MISS tomorrow. The Open is OUR time of year and it’s a blast. Really. It is. See you tomorrow for 13.1. WOO HOO!

I’m kinda excited about it :) .

Stretchy MacGhee Is Coming to Town

Tuesday, February 19th, 2013

Come on down to the box this Saturday, February 23, at 9 AM and enjoy 90 minutes of the most boring exciting stretching you’ll ever do, led by noted Yoghurt server yoga teacher, Maureen.

Did someone say 90 minute Shavasana? Hells yeah, you know I would CRUSH that!

Because nothing is simple in my house, Her Royal Heinyass, wanted me to ask a few questions to the group so she can better prepare for Saturday. Please answer the following questions in the comments of this post ONLY IF YOU ARE COMING SATURDAY!!!!!!!!! (note the 75 exclamation marks … that means the preceding words are important)

  1. Do you own a yoga mat?
  2. What is your experience with yoga? (None, Some, Lots, What the Eff is Yoga?)
  3. Rate your flexibility on a scale of Josh to Maureen. (Josh: I can’t touch my toes – Maureen: I can bend my body into a pretzel and then go walk up Camp Bird Road on my hands)
  4. What do you hope to gain from this? (flexibility, mobility, strength, relaxation, the opportunity to mock Alan while he’s stretching, Other)

Thanks, all!

January Challenge & The Winner Is…

Monday, February 4th, 2013

The 2013 Queen of the Gym Is …

ME!

You like me. You really like me!

You like me. You really like me!

Fine, if you want to get all technical about it, this girl is the queen:

Good lord she's strong!

Good lord she’s strong!

Congratulations to Martha
The beastess truly deserved the title! She clobbered us all in her workouts and outdoor activities AND she took 3rd place in the Strongwoman competition in Durango this past weekend. You rock, Martha!

Final Standings
Name (total workouts, including out-of-gym activities/out-of-gym activities)

Martha (56/16)
Alan (48/17)
Craig (32/5)
Parker (29/8)
Lindsay (29/3)
Wendy (28/7)
Kim (27/6)
Chris (26/4)
Aimee (25/5)
Big John (25/2)
Jenny (23/6)
Jill (21/7)
Barb (21/4)
Jackie (21/2)
Vickie (20/5)
JSK (20/1)
Mike (20/1)
Suzanne (20/1)
Bob (20/0)
Cecelia (18/5)
Lavonne (18/2)
Ruth (17/5)
Nancy (16/1)
Tricia (14/3)
Brian (14/2)
Paul (12/1)
John R (11/0)
Taylor (10/1)
Jake (9/0)
Kendra (8/0)
Laura (6/0)
Robin (6/0)
Kevin (5/0)
Morgan (5/0)
Janet (4/0)
Nick (4/0)
Rissa (2/0)
Bill (1/0)

Great job, everyone! We are so pumped and impressed that more than 50% of our ‘regular’ gym members beat the Challenge’s goal of 20 or more workouts for the month. What a great way to start the year! Now keep it up and don’t forget to get those kettle bell swings in this month.

Thank you to Rae Sustana, who lent me some of her gear for the winning photo and, yes, that is a bouquet of bacon I’m holding …