5
replies
Comments are closed.
Rollover highlighted dates to see additional information. Or you can view our full calendar page here.
Lost? Can’t find the gym?
That's no excuse to miss the WOD! We've got directions all laid out for you here.
Sign Up Today
Contact Alan at
- 970.708.7119
- info@hypoxiagym.com
I am sitting here at home – been sitting in my massage recliner chair studying stuff – aching – feeling really kind of really good with the aching – suddenly hit me – how sick can we all be to submit so willingly and laughing about it to such a sick tormentor….???? I think he ought to be put in jail somewhere and we all should get some kind of psychiatric help – maybe shock therapy…. The thing we all need to think about is that if he isn’t stopped, the torment will never stop – I will be 95 yrs old, and draggin my butt to Biota or the Park – doing burpees, pushups, ball slams, pullups, etc. Do I really want to do this when I am 95 yrs old? Well, duhhh, you damnbetcha…. and the only way to be able to do it when I am 95 is if I do it now and forever til I get there.
Do you know how to live to 115 yrs old? Go to Cross Fit 5 times a week and keep going. Duhhhhhh
Speaking of Alan being put in jail. I heard rumors that he spent time in a Turkish prison. Possibly that is where the sickness began.
I cannot confirm or deny the prison time, Turkish or otherwise, due to secrecy agreements I have signed. I can however, advise that each of you already had the sickness. I can only hope I have made it worse.
Amen, Paul!!! Disturbed does a song about sickness…. PLAY IT LOUD BABY!! 🙂
that is great link to the commercial with all the excuses – here is a link to “the Man song” – maybe most of you have heard it… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj4vLZJhNEk