Almost $250K Richer
In a mere few months, I will be $250,000 richer and you will all be sad … until I buy you something nice with my winnings … like a burpee rack.
Kicking Froning’s ass is just months away.
That’s right peoples … the 2014 CrossFit Games Open registration has begun. Now go donate $20 so Glassman can get another private jet and we can compete and have fun! Because CrossFit isn’t fun if you’re not paying something … apparently.
Seriously, go register. NOW.
I’ll wait here until you’re done.
Seriously, why are you still reading this … go freaking register already!
