Gym Changes Coming

I just received an email from Alan. He has a few changes in store for when he gets back*.

For starters, he will be hiring a bevy of Fijians to wipe the sweat off of us after our workouts.

Wait. Is he wiping the sweat off her or strangling her to death? What the hell goes on down there?!?!?

In addition to our post-workout sweat wipe-downs, moist towelettes will be provided to all during the summer months.

A recent study by the Mayo Clinic at Harvard University found that it was moist towelettes and not water that best allowed athletes to recover.

*There may not be any changes at all and these may just be obnoxious comments by a coach who does not want to do his real work.